Newest Stiffs:
O.J. Simpson · 76
July 9th, 1947 — April 10th, 2024
If the cancer don't fit, you must just quit.
Louis Gossett · 87
May 27th, 1936 — March 29th, 2024
He had nowhere else to go.
Joseph Lieberman · 82
February 24th, 1942 — March 27th, 2024
He helped create the Department of Homeland Security, kneecapped the ACA, and was the leader of No Labels. So, yeah.
Steve Lawrence · 88
July 8th, 1935 — March 7th, 2024
Go away, little boy.
Richard Lewis · 76
June 29th, 1947 — February 27th, 2024
Curbed.
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Chris Brown · 35
(b) May 5th, 1989
Adele · 36
(b) May 5th, 1988
Johnnie Taylor
would have been 90 today
May 5th, 1934 — May 31st, 2000So, who's making love to his old lady?
James Brown
would have been 91 today
May 5th, 1933 — December 25th, 2006Papa's in a brand new bag.
Pat Carroll
would have been 97 today
May 5th, 1927 — July 30th, 2022She got canned from The Jetsons after one episode because she couldn't get the voice of Jane Jetson right. Wow.
Ann Davis
would have been 98 today
May 5th, 1926 — June 1st, 2014Where the hell are we going to find 6 pallbearers?
Georgios Papadopoulos
would have been 105 today
May 5th, 1919 — June 27th, 1999Cancer finally made his heart stopadopoulos.
Alice Faye
would have been 109 today
May 5th, 1915 — May 9th, 1998Alice doesn't live anywhere anymore.
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
Dom DeLuise · 75
died 15 years ago today
August 1st, 1933 — May 5th, 2009Dom Dead. Decomposing delightfully. Deadpoolers delirious.
Irvine Robbins · 90
died 16 years ago today
December 6th, 1917 — May 5th, 2008I scream, you scream, we all scream, he's dead.Boozoo Chavis
died 23 years ago today
— May 5th, 2001Best known for the '54 classic "Paper In My Shoe," and now working on the follow-up, "Dirt On My Head."Cliff Hillegass
died 23 years ago today
— May 5th, 2001He was born. He created Cliffs Notes. He died.Mark Tuinei
died 25 years ago today
— May 5th, 1999Tooey went blooey.
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The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool Leaderboard
Here are the ten lists in the lead for the current game …
| Stiffs | Score | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Mah Lizst | 3 | 10 |
| 2. | Buh-bye! | 2 | 19 |
| 3. | Reaper 1 | 2 | 17 |
| 4. | Written In Pencil, #2, For 2024. | 2 | 17 |
| 5. | ...and That's A Wrap! | 2 | 15 |
| 6. | I Love Your Peen | 2 | 15 |
| 7. | In Through The Out Door | 2 | 15 |
| 8. | Written In Pencil, #1, For 2024. | 2 | 15 |
| 9. | A Tisket, A Casket | 2 | 14 |
| 10. | Home Heading Heroes | 2 | 14 |