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O.J. Simpson · 76
July 9th, 1947 — April 10th, 2024
If the cancer don't fit, you must just quit.
Louis Gossett · 87
May 27th, 1936 — March 29th, 2024
He had nowhere else to go.
Joseph Lieberman · 82
February 24th, 1942 — March 27th, 2024
He helped create the Department of Homeland Security, kneecapped the ACA, and was the leader of No Labels. So, yeah.
Steve Lawrence · 88
July 8th, 1935 — March 7th, 2024
Go away, little boy.
Richard Lewis · 76
June 29th, 1947 — February 27th, 2024
Curbed.
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Joey Ramone
would have been 73 today
May 19th, 1951 — April 15th, 2001Sedated enough for ya, Joey?
Peter Mayhew
would have been 80 today
May 19th, 1944 — April 30th, 2019Chewed up.
Nora Ephron
would have been 83 today
May 19th, 1941 — June 26th, 2012Because when you decide you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as...oops. Never mind.
Pol Pot
would have been 99 today
May 19th, 1925 — April 15th, 1998What an asshole. Not only does he slaughter a million innocent people, but now we gotta rename that damned provision again.
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
Alan Young · 96
died 8 years ago today
November 19th, 1919 — May 19th, 2016A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course, and no one can talk to a corpse of course.
Morley Safer · 84
died 8 years ago today
November 8th, 1931 — May 19th, 2016Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
Augustos Pablo · 44
died 25 years ago today
June 21st, 1954 — May 19th, 1999Like the farmer said to the potato,
"I must plant you now and I will dig you later."
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The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool Leaderboard
Here are the ten lists in the lead for the current game …
| Stiffs | Score | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Mah Lizst | 3 | 10 |
| 2. | Buh-bye! | 2 | 19 |
| 3. | Reaper 1 | 2 | 17 |
| 4. | Written In Pencil, #2, For 2024. | 2 | 17 |
| 5. | ...and That's A Wrap! | 2 | 15 |
| 6. | I Love Your Peen | 2 | 15 |
| 7. | In Through The Out Door | 2 | 15 |
| 8. | Written In Pencil, #1, For 2024. | 2 | 15 |
| 9. | A Tisket, A Casket | 2 | 14 |
| 10. | Home Heading Heroes | 2 | 14 |